Teacher: teri shikayat ayi hai k tu gaaliyan bohat deta hai.
Student: Sir! mein ne tou kabhi kisi bhenchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madarchod ne ap ki gand mein ungli ki hai, agar woh ma ka lora samnay aa jaye tou us kus k dhakkan ko dekh loonga. Sir apka student gand marwa lega per gali kabhi nai dega!!

kthx.

Salaam Aleykoom!

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And if you like it, WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!

American Muslim

Shukran!!

Do you wiggle out of your warm cozy bed occasionally to see the world outside?
Are you literate enough to read a newspaper or watch news?
Do you know how to take pictures?
Can you type?
Do you want to write for Islamabad?

If the answer to any one of these questions is YES, then step forward and join the ever growing Islamabad Chapter of the Metroblogging family. We're looking forward to making valuable additions to our team and if you think you have the flair and the knack to be a part of this family, now is the time.

http://www.metroblogging.com/apply.phtml [apply here]

http://islamabad.metblogs.com [check out the Islamabad Blog]

PS: No we don't get paid for our work out here! Sorry to burst your bubbles ladies and gents! ;)

Usay Janay Ki Jaldi Thi
Yoon Hi Baatoon Hi Baatoon Mein
Mujhay Usnay Bataya Tha
Piyar Kernay Walay Piyaar Mein Dokha Nahi Kertay
Jub Koi Baat Karay Tu Usay Toka Nahi Kertay
Jisay Janay Ki Juldi Ho Usay Roka nahi Kertay
Yoon hi Baatoon Hi Baatoon Mein
Usnay Mujhay Bataya Tha!

Amen.

Just 16 days since I've left, FUCK.. I already miss you Islamabad.
I miss that cheaky old SZABIST campus just beneath your hills and all my pals.
I miss our "FUCK SPOT" at margalla hills. I miss Jinnah Super. I miss Hang out and tho I used to hate Hot Spot, I miss it too. I miss that commerical market and all those motorcyle and car races on muree road.I miss those late night hang outs at Rawal Dam.
I miss every and single bit of you Islamabad. I fucking love yous for which you gave me persons like kami and shiza and all my pals.

*sobs*

Darta hoon meray sir pay sitaray na aa girain
Chalta hoon aasmaan ki taraf dekhta huwa!

Amen.

LARKAY COLLEGE MAY KIYU FAIL HUTAY HAY ?

Ab a gaya hay logo magrebi zamana
Larko ko pasand hay shaksiiyat-e-zanana
Qudrat nay un pay itna karam kar diya
College may hi payda sanam kar diya

Go maksad badal diya college kay kayam ka
Ban gaya hay prem nagar , college hay naam ka
Larkay tawaja daytay hay parhaiye say zayda ishq par
Akhir kiyu kar karay kitaboo ki chutiya sar

Mehboob ki waqt day ya phir karay period attend
Dar haqeeqat Ashiq hay wo ,naam kay hay student
Colleges may rang raliya manatay hay wo
Ghar may bahana banatay hay wo

Milnay ko mehbooba say rozana college atay hay wo
Walidain khush kay roz parnay jatay hay wo
Zara see fikar hu inhay apnay ghar bar ki
Tu fazool kharchiya bhi chor day , dildaar bhi

Wagarna fail huna mukadar hay un ka
Haal pehlay say bhii batar hay un ka
Hum tu afsoos hi kar saktay hay narmeen
Dil may than lii hay nujawano nay mulk ki tuheen ...

Poet: Nadeem Qadir Ehsaas

Ub bhi hamain woh ghataain yaad ati hain
Dharti maan ki woh sadaain yaad ati hain

Woh rataain jo is pak sarzameen per guzrin
unhi raaton ki thandi hawaain yaad ati hain

Ghar se dur main kisi aur dees betha hun
Apney watan ki mo-attar fazaain yaad ati hain

Woh jin ko piyaar hai is ghareeb-ul-watani se
Un ko bhi aksar apni maain yaad ati hain

Wahan ke paniyon main jo mohabbat pinha hai
Udhar ki must mojon ki adaain yaad ati hain

Jis ne mohabbat main watan ki jaan tuk de di
Us mard-e-momin ki wafaain yaad ati hain

Tum ko is matti ki kasam laut ao ehsaas!
Tumhain di hui woh sub sazaain yaad ati hain