Teacher: teri shikayat ayi hai k tu gaaliyan bohat deta hai. Student: Sir! mein ne tou kabhi kisi bhenchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madarchod ne ap ki gand mein ungli ki hai, agar woh ma ka lora samnay aa jaye tou us kus k dhakkan ko dekh loonga. Sir apka student gand marwa lega per gali kabhi nai dega!!
I'm a young American Muslim who is sick and tired of only hearing about Islam in headlines. So I've started a new line of clothing and gifts that is geared towards young, modern Muslims who are ready to make their own headlines. Some political, some funny, some religious, and lots of ARABIC! So check it out, please spread the word if you dig it, and check in periodically for new designs.
Do you wiggle out of your warm cozy bed occasionally to see the world outside? Are you literate enough to read a newspaper or watch news? Do you know how to take pictures? Can you type? Do you want to write for Islamabad?
If the answer to any one of these questions is YES, then step forward and join the ever growing Islamabad Chapter of the Metroblogging family. We're looking forward to making valuable additions to our team and if you think you have the flair and the knack to be a part of this family, now is the time.
Usay Janay Ki Jaldi Thi Yoon Hi Baatoon Hi Baatoon Mein Mujhay Usnay Bataya Tha Piyar Kernay Walay Piyaar Mein Dokha Nahi Kertay Jub Koi Baat Karay Tu Usay Toka Nahi Kertay Jisay Janay Ki Juldi Ho Usay Roka nahi Kertay Yoon hi Baatoon Hi Baatoon Mein Usnay Mujhay Bataya Tha!
Just 16 days since I've left, FUCK.. I already miss you Islamabad. I miss that cheaky old SZABIST campus just beneath your hills and all my pals. I miss our "FUCK SPOT" at margalla hills. I miss Jinnah Super. I miss Hang out and tho I used to hate Hot Spot, I miss it too. I miss that commerical market and all those motorcyle and car races on muree road.I miss those late night hang outs at Rawal Dam. I miss every and single bit of you Islamabad. I fucking love yous for which you gave me persons like kami and shiza and all my pals.
Chaltay chaltay un raahoon pay peechay mur k dekha tou, Gard ki moti chadar main apna aks bhi dhundala tha, Chaltay chaltay suraj bhi jab door ufaq main doob gia, Raat andheri kia janay keh main bhi kitna tanha tha!!
Ab a gaya hay logo magrebi zamana Larko ko pasand hay shaksiiyat-e-zanana Qudrat nay un pay itna karam kar diya College may hi payda sanam kar diya
Go maksad badal diya college kay kayam ka Ban gaya hay prem nagar , college hay naam ka Larkay tawaja daytay hay parhaiye say zayda ishq par Akhir kiyu kar karay kitaboo ki chutiya sar
Mehboob ki waqt day ya phir karay period attend Dar haqeeqat Ashiq hay wo ,naam kay hay student Colleges may rang raliya manatay hay wo Ghar may bahana banatay hay wo
Milnay ko mehbooba say rozana college atay hay wo Walidain khush kay roz parnay jatay hay wo Zara see fikar hu inhay apnay ghar bar ki Tu fazool kharchiya bhi chor day , dildaar bhi
Wagarna fail huna mukadar hay un ka Haal pehlay say bhii batar hay un ka Hum tu afsoos hi kar saktay hay narmeen Dil may than lii hay nujawano nay mulk ki tuheen ...
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