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How many birds.....

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
Student (s)

One Student ========= Education
Two Students ========= Discussion
Three Students ======= Student Union

Girl (s)

One Girl ============= Science
Two Girls ============ Gossip
Three Girls ========== Fight

Wife (ves)

One Wife ============= Peaceful Life
Two Wives ============ Torment
Three Wives ========== Punishment

Husband (s)

One Husband ========== Enough
Two Husbands ========= Not Allowed
Three Husbands ======= Shut Up!!!!!!

Jan. 30th, 2005

hmmmmmmmmmm. where is everyone.

is there a party or something where you guys are busy and left me out

like always .

Jan. 27th, 2005

MUREE...MUREE...MUREE...Snow was about 4 feet and even though was extremly cold but hundreds of ppl visit muree in these days ,especailly of lahore and isb to see the whole muree engulfed with snow .
The Pc hotel on the other hand plays a good role and comforting people in such a cold weather .In the dinning area ppl could see the tranperant glass showing the perfect view of those floating clouds .
NO WONDER Y THE HECK I LOVED MUREE SOO MUCH ,for i have observed such a beauty in that place which never could be described easily ...

A Recipe for making a chocolate icecream with the snow:

If you want some icecream u can just add milk and cocao powder and sugar in the snow (tht must be in a boul ) .And you have a prepared chocolate flavoured icecream .
i tyred it a month back when it snowed in qta...

Hi........

Hi....
I m new 2 live journal and this community.... who r the ppl here.... who r the members.....!!!!!!!! Whats up?
hi people you can call me nabi or aaal i dont care. i thought it would be interesting to join this group.

The silence .and the murk




The silence in her face ............

I find no self evidence in her manner, though there is something latent in her silence , in her silent face .But I cant seek the answers in these deep eyes for they aren’t ready to answer the unsolvable questions yet.
The lady in her puffed cozy clothes with some roses in her hands. A necklace I see with simple white pearls though they were artless but were quite tempting in it’s manner .A beautiful flower in her hairs showing the beauty which makes her beauteous face more prominent . A face as fresh as roses and the radiance form her cheeks made the murk ,beamy itself .I decline that there is a fault in her beauty ,I regret any fault .I disagree for I myself am always delived from the problems which I have when I see her, although I felt that she too was lost in something .Something unknown to me and to the world …...Something ,giving her pain ,something never to be revealed to the world because the pain itself is unexplainable .And she all by herself left the pain inside her to endure it and the endurance never had daunted her in any way to leave the world and yet she lives as if there nothing she’s hiding but still there is ……..there is …
I find no manner to describe what I want to .But one thing which I observed every time I saw her was the secrecy around her .It was quite pleasant as they gave her relief from the endurance and I never wanted to ruffle the peace which she wanted in the silence ,never wanted to molest the silence in the murk . And the murk itself showed her beauty. Hence the beauty was giving it’s radiance in the darkness and the darkness defined it’s silence, a silence when defined was never understood by any one of us………...........

The hijab

Mood: enigmatic
Time : 10:30 p.m
Date : 18/Aug/2004
Day : Wednesday

........ The face behind the hijab .............

i usually wear hijab where ever i go .....i feel really comforatble in it .....and ya it really doesnt make me look like an ordinary person .........and also bit different from others and as the hijab i am wearing ........ its kinda different from all other hijabs ............ its very stylish but then again very simple ..........and many have asked me that how come i have such idea to make such a stylish hijab .......actually its an irani hijab ........as i have visited iran ........... i was impressed byt the girls who were in fully maked-up but all the time in hijab ......... and as a rule some were also forced to wear ...........yet it was quite appealing and comfortable to wear ........... as we too though being a foriegner had to wear it ..............coz of the rules ...... so we did ........... but the way it was made................... was kinda diff .........kinda really impressive ............ a black scarf ,hairs all latent in it .......... the collered black long coat ............and a small ribbin with some beats at the back like a belt whether to loosen or tighten it .......... i was praised by many girls and .................. having a 5.9 height , made me more prominet in between all others and when wearing such kinda sytlish hijab among the other paki girls ......i am then the center of attraction between other girls with lots of questions in their minds asking IS SHE AN IRANI ?......... it is said in islam that when a girl is latent in her hijab .......... the radiance is always present in her face ..............like a beam (noor) ..........and it has been noticed in many girls who wears hijab .........and the rosy innocence clothes the face every moment ........... but when ............ when not used to wearing hijab or doing parda ...............there is no such thing as natural light ............a natural beam on the face ...........just a simple face ...............just a simple lass wiht nohting so tempting and alluring or nothing so quite appealing to be praised ........wiht no radiance at all ......although many girla have such kinda beauty that the person lingers as if never seen a girl before but stilll .......... the beauty behind a hijab ........... thats something really diff ........i am not praising myself but my friends always use to tell me that "there is something shiny in ur face................something like a beam ! i dont know whether they were bluffing or just makin a joke at me ...........although even if i am not at the state to look like a fay and am not to be called an enigma but some really have the enigmatic beauty with them .......... some thing mysterious ...........like as if the face is smiling itself thought silence is scattered across the face and the lips are quite ........still could feel that something ,talking inside ..........something to be felt ......... AHHHH ! .............leave it ............ u guy will deplore that untill u see it with ur own eyes ..........i mean i have seen it but its just that i cant describe it well ............

Rawal dam ..........



The rawal dam ........

faisal mosque

And this my dear is the Faisal mosque ..........